When he asks for wine, the red wine blushes and turns pink.
Wherever he travels, any carpet he walks on turns red.
He rarely wears shoes, as his feet can not be contained.
He never needs a comb as his hair fall into place on his command
His teeth never need to be brushed. Ever.
He’s the only one who can speak in tongues – and be understood
When he plays blackjack, the house never wins
Superman takes off his cape in his presence
He gives a blessing to the Pope, who then recites it to the people
He never has an exit strategy. He knows where the door is.
He’s never met anyone with a more perfect tan
He can operate three speedboats – at once
His bedroom ability is so legendary, it’s been known that a room full of women have achieved orgasm by him just walking in.
He can communicate telepathically – no one is outside of his voice
He can wake people from their comas by telling them to wake up.
The kitchen counter reminds him of something – and it doesn’t have to do with cooking.