The Following Is Sadly True.

Joe: Hey mom look at this (turns computer screen) This is a duck’s penis and vagina. They corkscrew into each other. Weird.

Mom: That is strange. Why are you looking at that?

Joe: I was looking up world’s largest–

Mom: COCKS?!

Joe:.. Body parts… did you just yell cock at me?

Mom: *HONK* COCK!

Joe:…

Mom: IS COCK A BAD WORD NOW?!

Joe: …Stop..

Mom: What about that other *cock*.. (yelling upstairs) RAY!!!! WHAT’S THAT OTHER COCK WE HEARD ABOUT!

Joe: For the love of god…

Mom: I’m going to go look it up.

Ray: Where’d your mom go?

Joe: Googling Cocks.

Ray: …What’s googling?

Joe: ARGH! STOP!.