Mom: When I was younger, your grandmother had a friend, whose kids were always seeming to drink bleach. It probably really only happened two or three times, but it seemed like every week, one was in emergency, because they drank bleach.
Joe: That’s the story? That’s it? The End?
Mom: Yea..
Mom: When I was younger, your grandmother had a friend, whose kids were always seeming to drink bleach. It probably really only happened two or three times, but it seemed like every week, one was in emergency, because they drank bleach.
Joe: That’s the story? That’s it? The End?
Mom: Yea..
I was the Hamburgler, ROBBLE ROBBLE!
In preparation for Halloween, my Mom decided to grab my etch-a-sketch and draw ‘a pumpkin’.
Joe: Hey mom look at this (turns computer screen) This is a duck’s penis and vagina. They corkscrew into each other. Weird.
Mom: That is strange. Why are you looking at that?
Joe: I was looking up world’s largest–
Mom: COCKS?!
Joe:.. Body parts… did you just yell cock at me?
Mom: *HONK* COCK!
Joe:…
Mom: IS COCK A BAD WORD NOW?!
Joe: …Stop..
Mom: What about that other *cock*.. (yelling upstairs) RAY!!!! WHAT’S THAT OTHER COCK WE HEARD ABOUT!
Joe: For the love of god…
Mom: I’m going to go look it up.
Ray: Where’d your mom go?
Joe: Googling Cocks.
Ray: …What’s googling?
Joe: ARGH! STOP!.
