I’m Just Going To Leave This Here

Thanksgiving Brings The Family Together

So there I was, watching Denver improve to 5-0 this season by beating the pretty boy patriots. When all of a sudden..

Step Mom’s Mom: Does anyone know the only animal that can’t jump? I heard this on the radio this morning.

Joe: Duck Billed Platypus’ don’t have legs, therefore can’t jump.

SMM: I.. uh.. umm… No. No that’s not right.

Joe: No, It is right, how can something without legs jump?

Step Mom’s Dad: Are snakes animals?

Joe: Yes.

Joe’s Dad: *laugh*

SMM: Not snakes…

Joe: I think he’s right, snakes can’t jump either. Is this a trick question?

SMM: NO! There is only one animal that can’t jump. Not snakes or the other one.

Joe: Duck Billed Platypus.

SMM: Right. Not them either.

Joe: I know what you’re getting at.. And I think you mean mammal, not animal. And I know the answer you want, but I would still argue it.

SMD: What’you mean snake is wrong? It’s not an animal?

Joe: *ignoring last statement* You want people to say Elephant.

Dad: *laughing harder*

SMM: That’s right! An Elephant is the only animal that can’t jump.

Joe: Mammal.

SMM: What?

Joe: Mammal.

Step Mom: WHO WANT’S DESSERT!

Customer Interaction Time

Customer: Hey, I’ve got a stupid question

Joe: That’s fine, I’ve got a sarcastic reply.

Customer just shakes head and leaves

Joe: Hmm..

Made Me Laugh

So I was going to post a Customer Question of the week after only one day in this week. Why? Because I thought it couldn’t be topped.

You might notice I wrote ‘going to’ and not ‘am’ because this can’t be a customer question of the week, because the week isn’t over. But I am posting this because It made me laugh.

Joe: Need a hand?

Old Lady: I need night vision goggles.

Joe: Oh.. Um… If we had them they’d be down in sports, with the hunting gear I would imagine, I can call down for you.

Old Lady: No, I don’t hunt. I want them for driving. At night.

Joe: Yea, No. We don’t have night vision goggles in automotive. But like I said, they might have them in hunting.. you could wear them whenever you’d like.. not just for hunting*

*Notice I didn’t say ‘you can wear them while driving’ because I really don’t think you can…or should..

Old Lady: Never mind.

Now, after remembering this conversation and jumping on the company website to see if we did, in fact, carry night vision goggles, I came across the following image. I’ve added some highlights to areas I want you to pay attention to.

Looks like they took a regular picture and filtered it, but forgot to remove the rays of sunlight coming through the trees.. Good advert.

Do A Barrel Roll!