When I used the term ‘Firing off some knuckle babies’ she made a masturbatory gesture. Fun fact, according to her motion, she’s hung 3 feet long, and she’s a lefty.
She thinks it would be funny to heel kick me in the groin.
Joe: ‘One inch closer and you’ll get a knee in the face, then I’ll triangle choke you and you will wake up in 3 days in Mexico’
Mom: ‘OOOO Then I’d Get Swine Flu!’
Mom: ‘Why don’t your socks match’
Joe: ‘Because unlike you sheep, I don’t just fall in line with the flock’
Mom: *Sings ‘Rebel Yell’ By Billy Idol*
Mom: ‘Joe, Think She’s A HOTTIE?!’
Joe: ‘She’s Like your age.. No.’
Mom: ‘NOOO She’s 2 or 3 years younger.. Older than 16 and younger than me and she’s fair game!’
Mom: ‘STOP IT! I’ve had enough of this nonsense! Just let me watch Charlies Angels!’
Joe: ‘Mom… MOM…. MOM!… MOOOOOMMMM!… MOOOOOOOOOM!’
Mom: (No response)
Joe: CAROLE!
Mom: ‘STOP IT! MY NAME IS MOM TO YOU!’
