A Conversation

marta. says:
i just walked in on my dog humping my favorite teddybear.

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
That’s life ain’t it?

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
a series of dog’s doing toys.

marta. says:
apparantly that’s my life.

marta. says:
i’m not sure i can sleep with that teddybear anymore

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
Would you want to?

marta. says:
well i’m not sure how long he was being raped for

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
did the dog get off?

marta. says:
i don’t see anything

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
well have you ever slept with something that had had a penis rubbed all over it? I mean,
besides you’re girl parts 

marta. says:
my bed i guess.

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
right so no biggy?

marta. says:
yeah but it’s my dog

marta. says:
who was raping my teddybear

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
you don’t know, maybe the bear is a whore.

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
Maybe it was begging for it.

marta. says:
how dare you.

marta. says:
hazelnut is a saint!

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
Hazel likes the nuts.

Joe? Watching Movie Means Slow To Reply says:
Oh snap.

marta. says:
well yes i already know he’s gay

marta. says:
it’s why he came with a pink bow and i named him hazelnut

Tommy The Cat (Primus)

“Well, I remember it as though it were a meal ago,”

Said Tommy the Cat, as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign
matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank
down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator!
Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell
but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did:

“She came slidin’ down the alleyway like butter drippin’ off a hot biscuit.
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
even the oldest of the Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
The sight was beyond belief!
Many a head snapped double, even triple, takes
as this vivacious feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway,
where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.
They hung out in droves.
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place,
and that was O’Malley’s Alley!

The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch
as she sauntered straight to the heart of the alleyway.
She knew what she wanted!
She was lookin’ for that stud bull.
She was lookin’ for that He cat.
And that was me.

Tommy the Cat is my name, and I say unto thee,

Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby
Say baby

Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby
Say baby”

I Just Shit A Brick.

Epic Name.

GLASTONBURY, England, Nov. 3 (UPI) — A British 19-year-old has
officially changed his name to “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman
Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.”

The Glastonbury, England, teenager — originally named George
Garratt — said his new name, which is thought to be the world’s
longest, has so outraged his grandmother that she is no longer speaking
to him, The Telegraph reported Monday.

The teen said he used an online service to officially change his name for a $20 fee.

“I wanted to be unique,” Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. “I decided upon a theme of superheroes.”

Motivational

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