Archive for July 22, 2008

Not Fake. $100,000,000,000 Banknote.

Posted in Uncategorized on July 22, 2008 by joedlfowler

HARARE, Zimbabwe (CNN) — Zimbabwe’s troubled central bank
introduced $100 billion banknotes Saturday in a desperate bid to ease
the recurrent cash shortages plaguing the inflation-ravaged economy.

The bills officially come into circulation Monday, although they were on the foreign currency dealers market Saturday.

As high as they are, though, the bills still aren’t enough to buy a loaf of bread. They can buy only four oranges.

The new note is equal to just one U.S. dollar.

Once-prosperous Zimbabwe has seen an unprecedented economic meltdown
since it gained independence in 1980, with the official inflation rate
now at 2.2 million percent.

Gideon Gono, governor of the Reserve
Bank of Zimbabwe, said the new notes are for “the convenience of the
banking public and corporate sector” in light of price hikes.

“The RBZ has noted with concern the unjustifiable and incessant general
increases in prices of goods and services. It is therefore appealing to
the business community to follow ethical business practices as well as
take an interest in the plight of the general public,” Gono said in a
statement dated Friday.

Zimbabwe started issuing large bank notes in December, starting with denominations of $250,000.

In January, the government issued bills in denominations of $1 million, $5 million, and $10 million — and in May, it issued bills from $25 million and $50 million up to $25 billion and $50 billion.

The new bills are actually bearer checks and have an expiration date of December 31. Zimbabwe has not had formal currency since the introduction of bearer checks as a temporary measure in 2003.

“The RBZ is fighting a losing battle,” economist John Robertson said in Harare. “As long as the inflation remains high, cash shortages will persist. There is need to address the inflation by increasing production so that too goods do not [cost] a lot of money.”

Joe FTL?!

Posted in Original Content on July 22, 2008 by joedlfowler

So, I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.

I’m twenty for those who think it matters, which I don’t. Because until I decide what I’m meant to do, I will forever be a shell. I could be fifty and still be a child if everything I do isn’t worth a thing.

What do I want? Well, for one.. I would like to be in charge, but who wouldn’t? I would like to be able to wake up in the morning, and turn on the tv and finish that show that’s on.. and not have to rush into work. Maybe stop and get a hot chocolate and not fear the line is going to make me late.

I would like to affect people. And not the way a tumor affects people. Positive. Something that people can look back on one day and perhaps mention to their grandchildren as being a great moment in their life. “That Joe Character, Sure Was A Character!”

I think I would like something with direct human interaction on an almost constant basis, but something I can ignore when I am at home. (Home being the time I am not working, regardless of where home and work are physically located.) Today I was at work, and I was falling asleep watching the screen blink at me as the power surged. As soon as someone started talking to me a woke right up, and then they left, and the power surged on.

I can’t imagine a life that is driven by others. I am not saying I want to be selfish, I mean I don’t want to be having to account for everything I do to other people.. “You’re right, I didn’t come in yesterday… How’s the family?” “Great, thanks for asking.”

I’d like to be able to answer questions, and explain things to people, I find I am good at that. I’m also good at researching and learning things on my own, without direction. I don’t take well to others teaching me how to do things… I am much more for grabbing a book and reading it then having someone read me a passage.

I want a job that when I want to sit there is a chair for me, and when I feel like walking, there is room to stretch. A place where I didn’t have colleagues and co-workers, but friends, they wouldn’t care if my numbers were down a little this week, because in the grand scheme of things a fraction of a fraction of a percent isn’t that big of a deal to anyone.

I’d like to have the freedom to do what I want, but have the structure I need to achieve things in. I want to be held accountable, and I want people depending on me. I don’t want to just be.

I’ve Been Being For 20 Years.

Font Conference..

Posted in Uncategorized on July 22, 2008 by joedlfowler

Rofl? Sure. GO COMIC SANS!

Bonus, I thought it was pronounced like “sands” minus the “d”… like “saNs” if that at all makes sense.. As in Sans Seriff means “Without Serrif’s” … I am 99.9% sure I am right about this College Humour.. Get More French.