Perfect Job Interview

I am entirely serious, this was based on my interview that got me my current job.. accept I got the girl’s number. GO ME!… Seriously.. Why won’t you return my calls babe?! I’m a great guy.. I swear..

Fight Club (The Book)

‘I wanted to destroy something beautiful I’d never have.
Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to
gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap
offshore oil wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn’t afford to
eat, and smother the French beaches I’d never see.

I wanted the whole world to hit bottom.

Pounding that kid, I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every
endangered panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species and every
whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground.’

Narrator (AKA Jack, AKA *SPOILER* Tyler Durden *SPOILER*)