From College Humor!

Women Are A Lot Like Cats, No Matter How Much Raw Fish You Give Them, They’ll Still Think You’re Weird And Ignore You..

Today I Started A New Job…

…And I can’t talk about it. For reals. I had to sign a Non Disclosure Agreement that said anything that happens in the building, can’t be discussed. I can however, without violating the terms, tell you that my job title is “Ninja”. I can’t make this up. It’s my job title.

Now, what do I do as a Ninja? I am in advertising, but enough about me…

Seriously. NDA.

For Your Viewing Pleasure… Holly Weber