Bush Or Batman?

Please ignore the super long intro.. some of the questions are good…

“The Constitution is the cornerstone of our great nation, we must abide by it”

‘Bush?’

“NO he doesn’t believe that, it’s BATMAN!”

In Flames – Come Clarity

Rushing through 30, getting older every day
By two, drawing pictures of innocent times
Can you add.. colour.. inside these lines?!

I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

Sure, if we change our perspective
I’m certain, I would change today
I’m certain, it will change our ways
Will things fall into place?

I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

Take me somewhere
Don’t want to live in a dream one more day

WATCHMEN Quote… SPOILER ALERT LEVEL 5.

NiteOwl: I mean, when was this hopeless black fantasy supposed to happen? When were you planning to do it?

Ozymandias: Do it? Dan, I’m not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master plan if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting it’s outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

Joe + Linux?

So today my windows decided to prick out on me. So now I am on a linux box. A few things to say so far. 1) Linux is fully functional for everything I NEED to be able to do, but not everything I WANT to be able to do. For example, I can’t get my music off of my mp3 player, meaning I am going to have to re download it.. Dang.

Anyway, no videos from me for a while either, cam isn’t working… but hey, I am online and sans Windows, what a world, what a world.

Random (And More Better Written) Movie Review! –> Step Brothers

“Step Brothers” opened last night (June 25th) and I opted to see “X-Files: I Want To Believe” in lieu of the obviously more popular choice. While some might say it was a mistake, I don’t think it was, since really, going into “Step Brothers” you already know what your going to get.

The back story to the movie takes place entirely in the opening credits, and it is done well, doesn’t feel rushed at all. The first two shots introduce us to Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell), age 39 in the film and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly), age 40 in the film. Both live at home. Huff with his mother Nancy (Mary Steenburgen), and Dale with father Dr. Rob (Richard Jenkins).

After getting two good laughs in the first two shots, we get the very quick back story. Nancy meets Rob, and they get hitched, details not required.

We get a few good quotes from the next series of shots as Brennan and Dale both show displeasure with their respective parental units about the merging of families.

The next thirty minutes or so is what you get from the preview, the fighting, the arguing between Dale and Brennan…

You know what? I’m not going to write anymore about this movie, since really, it wasn’t any good. I mean sure, I laughed, I would go see it again, but fart jokes does not a good movie make.

The movie is rated R in the US, making it a 14A in Ontario here, and let me tell you, the subject matter of it.. some of the jokes and comments, if it was 18A here I wouldn’t have questioned it. Giving the movie a 14A means kids bring their “mature” ten year olds. Mistake? Yea. I saw two families leave in the first ten minutes.

The movie is great for quoting however, and you will be left with the image of John C. Reilly being “folded into a ball and being placed in [character's] vagina, so [she] can feel his hair tickle [her].”

Mercy.