Something I Noticed

I was driving around town without purpose, as I do sometimes, and I noticed a few things.

1) The flow of traffic can be a beautiful thing. As I am driving the car in front of me merges to the left, as he turns a car backs out of his drive way. Cars in the other direction let of the gas just enough to safely make their way, as do I. It was almost like a dance. Hard to explain, but the way everything happened at once was very musical.

2) There was a really awkward girl standing at a crosswalk. Nothing about her personally would strike me as being awkward, but just what she was doing. I sympathized. She was waiting for the light to change, so she could cross. I’ve been in that situation before.. watching the lights, so you know when you’re up. And then the light changes, but to an advanced green and you still can’t cross. You do that half step then you realize you still can’t go yet. You look around and make sure no one noticed. Guess what? I noticed. But it’s ok, it happens to us all.

Joe Eats A Bowl Of Cereal!

Random

I sit here, with a plate full of crumbs on my lap, the credits of Seinfeld rolling. I look outside and realize the air is stagnant, not even a gust. Would the birds rather fly against the breeze or have none at all?

Daft Punk-Digital Love

Time For Another RANDOM MOVIE REVIEW!!! Love Guru?

Yea, I saw it. I know I know “for shame”

I needed to get out of the house. I swear thats the only reason.

Anywho, it was like a trainwreck, brutal that you don’t want to watch, but you can’t look away.

The highlight of the movie was Colbert as the Hockey night in Canada commentator who is recovering from a peyote addiction. Colbert brings it to the table as always.

Now then, the rest of the movie was pretty much like this: Old Joke, Old Joke, Midget Joke, Fart Joke, Midget Farting Joke, Old Midget Joke. Old Joke Old Joke Old Joke. Alba’s Hot. Old Joke. Repeat.

It was bad. Like, not even close to good. It makes me sad it was made. I mean, it single handedly ruined Austin Powers as well, seeing as it used, and ruined lots of the jokes from that series.

Oh, the breaking news that Mini-me (Vern something or other) is in a sex tape didn’t help either. It might have been used to try and bump the movie, but if it did the audience didn’t care. All 8 of us laughed maybe 3 times, 2 of them were in the previews for “Mama Mia”

Straight to DVD next time? How about don’t even bother.